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Twin Towers of Hope

In memory of those who lost their lives during 9/11

Twin Towers of Hope thanks to Jim Serritella

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Freedom lies in being bold. - Robert Frost

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin

The only certain freedom's in departure. - Robert Frost

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Forgetting is oft times harder than remembering. - Unknown

Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better. - Albert Camus

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one. - A.J. Liebling

You have freedom when you're easy in your harness. - Robert Frost

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom. - William Wallace

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Freedom is always and exclusively freedom for the one who thinks differently. - Rosa Luxemburg

Inner freedom is not guided by our efforts; it comes from seeing what is true. - Buddha

This is your victory! It is the victory of the cause of freedom in every land. - Winston Churchill

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that never happen. - James Russel Lowell

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go. - C. JoyBell


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