#1 humor site on the 'net

Trillion Dollar Man

The Rothschilds and the Federal Reserve

Trillion Dollar Man thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Investigating the Rothschild Fortune: Financing both sides of every war since Napoleon

QuotaBills
Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson


You Want Me To Do What?

Mirror Lake

Kitchen Thing

Light Road

Coffee Spoon

Show Stopper

Water Judge

Litter of DalCations

Fitness On The Bus

Deluxe Peanut Butter Jam Sandwich

Neighbour's Fence

Smoking Hot Body

Take Away Van

Emotion Stew

Appenzell, Switzerland

Holy Day Inn

Rising To The Occasion

High Wire Act

Sunday Drive in the Country

Cloud Swing

Playground Child Eliminator

The Joe-kster Working Out

Flipper Soccer

Superior Church