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You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. - William Shakespeare

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

I wouldn't let him touch me with a ten-foot pole. - Mae West

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers. - Gustave Flaubert

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

I now touch nothing stronger than buttermilk: 90-proof buttermilk. - WC Fields

You touch some of the reasons for my going, not for my staying away. - Charles Dickens

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Man only likes to count his troubles; he doesn't calculate his happiness. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

I don't consider myself a heavy drinker, I often go hours without touching a drop. - Noel Coward

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community. - Oscar Wilde

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

He either fears his fate too much,
Or his deserts are small,
Who dares not put it to the touch
To gain or lose it all - Marquis of Montrose

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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