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Trying to cut out the middleman on the farm

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Wannabe Horse Follower

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Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman

I don't follow precedent. I establish it. - Fanny Ellen Holtzman

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Follow your honest convictions, and stay strong. - William Thackeray

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

It takes great courage to faithfully follow what we know to be true. - Sara E. Anderson

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? - George Carlin

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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