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Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Lead, follow, or get out of the way. - Thomas Paine

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

I don't follow precedent. I establish it. - Fanny Ellen Holtzman

He wants his son to follow in his footprints. - Archie Bunker

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

It takes great courage to faithfully follow what we know to be true. - Sara E. Anderson

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN. - Jon Stewart

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? - George Carlin

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

Sometimes, in order to follow our moral compass and/or our hearts, we have to make unpopular decisions or stand up for what we believe in. - Tabatha Coffey


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