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Mountain scenery in Canmore, Alberta

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The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Nature is what you may do. There is much you may not do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Sir Francis Bacon

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

I go to nature to be soothed and healed, and to have my senses put in order. - John Burroughs

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

He who cannot obey himself will be commanded. That is the nature of living creatures. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

He must have a truly romantic nature, for he weeps when there is nothing at all to weep about. - Oscar Wilde

Mutability of temper and inconsistency with ourselves is the greatest weakness of human nature. - Joseph Addison

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

At twilight, nature is not without loveliness, though perhaps its chief use is to illustrate quotations from the poets. - Oscar Wilde

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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