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Trying is the first step towards failure. - Homer Simpson

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

This is the first day of the rest of your life. - Unknown

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment. - Harry Banks

When was the last time you did something for the first time? - Unknown

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

In every first novel the hero is the author as Christ or Faust. - Oscar Wilde

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

Maybe I'm a serial regional writer. First here, then there, across the map. - Richard Ford

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan

You have to be first, different, or great. If you're one of them, you may make it. - Loretta Lynn

Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation. - Walter Winchell

I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steroids. - Milton Berle

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

First thing every morning before you arise say out loud, "I believe," three times. - Ovid

First of all you’ve got to have talent. And then you've got to marry her like I did. - George Burns

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - WC Fields

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Betrayal always comes wrapped up in a friendly cloak. It's one of the first things I learned in the Senate. - Kevin Hearne

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol


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