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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

In war, truth is the first casualty. - Aeschylus

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Trying is the first step towards failure. - Homer Simpson

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

The first thing the secretary types is the boss. - Donald Trump

A dead-end street is a good place to turn around. - Naomi Judd

The first test of a truly great man is his humility. - John Ruskin

Modern rugby players like to get their retaliation in first. - Kim Fletcher

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone. - George Roberts

If you want to go first, go alone. If you want to go far, go together. - African Proverb

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything. - William Lyon Phelps

Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it. - Russell Lynes

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. - Mark Twain

Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation. - Walter Winchell

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that. - Pearl Bailey

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

I do know what my first meal in the next world would be: Spaghetti Aglio e Olio, heavy on everything. - Rachael Ray

Your belief determines your action and your action determines your results, but first you have to believe. - Unknown

Winning doesn't always mean being first. Winning means you're doing better than you've done before. - Bonnie Blair

Betrayal always comes wrapped up in a friendly cloak. It's one of the first things I learned in the Senate. - Kevin Hearne

Few things help an individual more than to place responsibility upon him and to let him know that you trust him. - Booker T. Washington

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen


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