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The Original Smart Phone

First sign of KAOS in telephone technology

The Original Smart Phone thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Bumbling Maxwell Smart (Max Perry), Agent 86 for CONTROL, with help from his partner Agent 99, battles the forces of KAOS

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If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

You don't have to be perfect to be brilliant. - Mark Eyre

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man. - Kathleen Turner

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

The merry year is born, like the bright berry from the naked thorn. - Hartley Coleridge

My mind works like lightning; one brilliant flash and it's gone. - Unknown

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

You can have brilliant ideas, but if you cannot get them across, your ideas will not get you anywhere. - Lee Iacocca

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

It makes you wonder. All the brilliant things we might have done with our lives if only we suspected we knew how. - Ann Patchett

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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