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The End in Canada

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The End in Canada thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Death takes no bribes. - Benjamin Franklin

When good Americans die they go to Paris. - Oscar Wilde

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. - Elon Musk

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

If you wish to die young, make your physician your heir. - Romania Proverb

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

But in the end one needs more courage to live than to kill himself. - Albert Camus

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and nothing worth killing for. - Tom Robbins

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

He that does good for good's sake seeks neither paradise nor reward, but he is sure of both in the end. - William Penn

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I felt an earnest and humble desire, and I shall do it till I die, to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness. - Charles Dickens

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. - Wilhelm Stekel

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan


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