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The End in Canada

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Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. - Paul McCartney

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Spend your days pursuing the things you want said at your funeral. - Peter Legge

I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end. - Margaret Thatcher

When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Thomas Jefferson

Never get deeply in debt to someone who cried at the end of Scarface. - Robert Wieder

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen

It's a blessing to die for a cause, because you can so easily die for nothing. - Andrew Young

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Christ died for our sins. Are we to make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? - Jules Feiffer

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you. - Ernest Hemingway

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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