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The End in Canada

Doomsday prophecy to please every Newfie

The End in Canada thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

In the end we only regret the chances we didn't take. - Unknown

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta

Every man knows he will die but no one wants to believe it. - Yiddish Proverb

With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying. - Bette Davis

There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for. - Albert Camus

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying. - Albert Camus

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

Many people die at twenty-five and aren't buried until they are seventy-five. - Benjamin Franklin

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard. - Robert Frost

Christ died for our sins. Are we to make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? - Jules Feiffer

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. - Sid Caesar

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be. - Lionel Barrymore

There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and nothing worth killing for. - Tom Robbins

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you. - Ernest Hemingway

What we think, or what we know, or what we believe is, in the end, of little consequence. The only consequence is what we do. - John Ruskin

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway


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