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Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze


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Portable GPS

Australian Cyclist

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Holland Bike Lane - For Pros Only

Twins' First Piano Lesson

Foosball for Girls

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Broccoli Muffins

Get Along Shirt

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It's Not My Job

Mathematician's Truck

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