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Tenacity

Inspiration to become bolder than a boulder

Tenacity thanks to Jim Serritella

Always assume the glass is half full

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A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. - Alexander Pope

When you cease to dream you cease to live. - Malcolm S. Forbes

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. - Christopher Lasch

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? - Homer Simpson

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

To do a common thing uncommonly well brings success. - Henry J Heinz

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. - Arthur Miller

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

I hope that one or two immortal lyrics will come out of all this tumbling around. - Louise Bogan

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

I never like anyone who didn't have a temper. If you don't have any temper, you don't have any passion. - Michael Bloomberg

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true, there would be little hope of advance. - Orville Wright

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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