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Tenacity

Inspiration to become bolder than a boulder

Tenacity thanks to Jim Serritella

Always assume the glass is half full

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People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

Who darns nothing, need hope for nothing. - Johann von Schiller

Human success is a quotation from overhead. - Charles H. Parkhurst

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

Failure isn't fatal, and success isn't final. - Don Shula

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets. - Arthur Miller

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Only send out into the world that which you hope to receive in return. - Peter Legge

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. - Nancy Astor

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

Be humble enough to admit you're not perfect, but determined enough to strive to be perfect. - Unknown

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

There is no scientific answer for success. You can't define it. You've simply got to live it and do it. - Anita Roddick

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true, there would be little hope of advance. - Orville Wright

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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