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Keeping secrets between friends

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything. - Voltaire

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

The secret to having it all is knowing you already do. - Unknown

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D. Rockefeller

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

You can stand tall without standing on someone. You can be a victor without having victims. - Harriet Woods

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

The secret of managing is to keep the 5 guys who hate you away from the 5 guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright


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