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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. - Ben Franklin

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D. Rockefeller

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what it is one's destiny to do, and then do it. - Henry Ford

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran


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