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T-Rex Shadow

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T-Rex Shadow thanks to joe-kster

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Keep calm and look for your shadow. - Unknown

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

It was like trying to see a shadow in the dark. - Melissa Andrea

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur! - Unknown

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow. - Aesop

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out. - Colin Mochrie

I don't think my generation got into this dinosaur thing. - Walter Cronkite

Most of the dinosaur specimens we find represent subadult sizes. - Jack Horner

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

The most dangerous kind of person... is one who is afraid of his own shadow. - Philip K. Dick

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. - Sam Snead

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

There's no environment I can think of that would have remained constant enough to preserve dinosaur DNA. - Hendrik Poinar

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

The dinosaur's eloquent lesson is that if some bigness is good, an overabundance of bigness is not necessarily better. - Eric Johnston

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind


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