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Sign from a Church of Truth in Victoria, B.C.

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Truth is a pathless land. - J Krishnamurti

When in doubt tell the truth. - Mark Twain

Truth does not happen; it just is. - Hopi Proverb

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Truth is the highest thing that man may keep. - Chaucer

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Truth has rough flavors if we bite it through. - George Eliot

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

It frightens me, the awful truth, of how sweet life can be. - Bob Dylan

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb

Memory is often less about the truth than about what we want it to be. - David Halberstam

In an age of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. - George Orwell

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge. - Thomas Brackett Reed

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people. - Virginia Woolf

For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon

The degree of one's emotions varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts. - Bertrand Russell

Wisdom is the ability to acquire knowledge and analyze it both logically and emotionally. - Vivian Clayton

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for. - Bob Marley

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

He is wise who knows the sources of knowledge - who knows where it is written and where it is to be found. - A.A. Hodge

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful. - Samuel Johnson

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Better to be on a seemingly endless journey seeking truth, than to be comfortable and stagnant with deception. - Starr De Luna

There's a period of life when we swallow a knowledge of ourselves and it becomes either good or sour inside. - Pearl Bailey

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

Defending the truth is not something one does out of a sense of duty or to allay guilt complexes, but is a reward in itself. - Simone De Beauvoir

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

Stand upright, speak thy thoughts, declare the truth thou hast, that all may share; Be bold, proclaim it everywhere: They only live who dare. - Voltaire

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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