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Sign from a Church of Truth in Victoria, B.C.

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Knowledge is power. - Francis Bacon

In war, truth is the first casualty. - Aeschylus

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Superior people never make long visits. - Marianne Moore

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Truth is the highest thing that man may keep. - Chaucer

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

If you tell the truth, you don't need a long memory. - Jesse Ventura

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The first step to knowledge is to know that we are ignorant. - Cecil

Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it. - Mark Twain

I live by the truth that "No" is a complete sentence. - Anne Lamott

The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it. - John Locke

Facts and truth really don't have much to do with each other. - William Faulkner

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Memory is often less about the truth than about what we want it to be. - David Halberstam

Knowledge and timber shouldn't be much used till they are seasoned. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. - Sid Caesar

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy making mistakes and becoming superior. - Unknown

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. - Niels Bohr

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West


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