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Sign from a Church of Truth in Victoria, B.C.

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Tell the truth and run. - Yugoslavian Proverb

His wealth is superior to him. - African Saying

He buries gold who hides the truth. - Pythagoras

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. - Jimi Hendrix

Superior people never make long visits. - Marianne Moore

Oil and truth will get uppermost at last. - Proverb

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

Knowledge can be communicated but not wisdom. - Herman Hesse

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it. - Mark Twain

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then; life is dull without it. - Pearl S. Buck

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out. - Oscar Wilde

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

What happens is fact, not truth. Truth is what we think about what happens. - Robert McKee

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - G K Chesterton

Each nation feels superior to other nations. That breeds patriotism - and wars. - Dale Carnegie

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

Arguing, after all, is less about seeking truth than about overcoming opposing views. - Sharon Begley

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. - Oscar Wilde

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

He is wise who knows the sources of knowledge - who knows where it is written and where it is to be found. - A.A. Hodge

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

Compared with the knowledge to be gleaned from the genome, the whole of the rest of biology is but a thimbleful. - Matt Ridley

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess


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