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Sign from a Church of Truth in Victoria, B.C.

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Justice is truth in action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Facts are the enemy of truth. - Don Quixote

In war, truth is the first casualty. - Aeschylus

There's more to the truth than just the facts. - Unknown

It's a sad truth that everyone is a bore to someone. - Llewellyn Miller

You must accept the truth from whatever source it comes. - Maimonides

Better to be slapped with the truth than kissed with a lie. - Russian Proverb

The truth of a thing is the feel of it, not the think of it. - Stanley Kubrick

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. - Mark Twain

I live by the truth that "No" is a complete sentence. - Anne Lamott

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then; life is dull without it. - Pearl S. Buck

The best way to lie is to tell the truth... carefully edited truth. - Unknown

Heresies are experiments in man's unsatisfied search for truth. - H G Wells

Always mistrust a subordinate who never finds fault with his superior. - William Collins

The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shore line of wonder. - Ralph W. Sockman

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - G K Chesterton

What the superior man seeks is in himself. What the mean man seeks is in others. - Confucius

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain

For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

The degree of one's emotions varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts. - Bertrand Russell

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. - Madeleine L'Engle

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. - Adlai Stevenson

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

The truth is, I do indulge myself a little the more in pleasure, knowing that this is the proper age of my life to do it. - Samuel Pepys

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. - Moliere

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump


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