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Sign from a Church of Truth in Victoria, B.C.

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His wealth is superior to him. - African Saying

Truth does not happen; it just is. - Hopi Proverb

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Fiction reveals the truth that reality obscures. - Jessamyn West

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

If you tell the truth, you don't need a long memory. - Jesse Ventura

It's a sad truth that everyone is a bore to someone. - Llewellyn Miller

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple. - Oscar Wilde

You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad. - Aldous Huxley

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said. - Mel Brooks

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Facts and truth really don't have much to do with each other. - William Faulkner

Tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember a story. - John Wooden

All wish to possess knowledge, but few are willing to pay the price. - Juvenal

Probus was almost a second Hannibal because of his knowledge of warfare. - Aurelius Victor

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. - Josh Billings

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - G K Chesterton

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

My way of joe-king is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority. - Aldous Huxley

The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for. - Bob Marley

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

Compared with the knowledge to be gleaned from the genome, the whole of the rest of biology is but a thimbleful. - Matt Ridley

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. - Adlai Stevenson

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell


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