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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

The important thing is never to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

The point of good writing is knowing when to stop. - L.M. Montgomery

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging. - Denis Healey

Getting to the top is optional. Getting down is mandatory. - Ed Viesturs

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it. - Ogden Nash

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go in. - Andrew Jackson

If we live a monotonous life, do we get used to it and stop thinking about changing it? - Pokemon

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

You can't stop being afraid just by pretending everything that scares you isn't there. - Michael Marshall

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. - Erma Bombeck

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation. - Mark Twain

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. - Adlai Stevenson

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

Be grateful for what you have and stop complaining - it bores everybody else, does you no good, and doesn't solve any problems. - Zig Ziglar

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee


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