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Stop-tional Sign thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. - Karen Kaiser Clark

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

Don't let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon. - Unknown

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. - Emily Dickinson

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it. - Ogden Nash

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

If I ever have to stop taking the subway, I'm gonna have a heart attack. - Edward Norton

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

If we live a monotonous life, do we get used to it and stop thinking about changing it? - Pokemon

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Gen. Colin Powell

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

Be grateful for what you have and stop complaining - it bores everybody else, does you no good, and doesn't solve any problems. - Zig Ziglar

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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