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Stoned In The Garden

Grounds for Sculpture

Stoned In The Garden thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Caught in never-ending comtemplation

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Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Under every stone lurks a politician. - Aristophanes

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

An obstacle is often a stepping stone. - Prescott

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown


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