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Step Ladder

Climbing up to meet your real relatives

Step Ladder thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Different heights between Stepfather and Stepson

Step Ladder thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Step Ladder thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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No. I am your Father. - Darth Vader

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

He wants his son to follow in his footprints. - Archie Bunker

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Put the ladder over before you jump overboard. - Unknown

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

Let's see how Buchanan does and then maybe we'll step in. - Donald Trump

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx

Every failure is just another step closer to a win. Never stop trying! - Robert M. Hensel

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

I haven't taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week. - Mario Cuomo

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

You can never step into the same river twice for new waters are always flowing on to you. - Heraclitus

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury. - Lee Child

In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails. - Jack Nicholson

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader


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