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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets


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