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Standing Guard

Unfortunately Boris was assigned to night watch that evening

Standing Guard thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Post-Halloween watch at the graveyard

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Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him. - Herbert B. Tree

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions. - Ellen Glasgow

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another. - Frank Dobie

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown


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