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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

Drink triple, see double, act single. - Unknown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

I'd stop drinking but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. - G K Chesterton

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering. - Milton Berle

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris


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