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Sometimes Dads Are Wet For Work

Lending a helping hand to Little Johnny

Sometimes Dads Are Wet For Work thanks to Marian Renstrom

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And isn't he as slow as a wet week! - Unknown

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Dolly Parton

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day. And another, in case it doesn't rain. - Mae West

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

I found the pearl of the Orient slightly less exciting than a rainy Sunday evening in Rochester. - S.J. Perelman

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. - Susan Ertz

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

But that inadequacy, or feeling of inadequacy, never really goes away. You just have to trudge ahead in the rain, regardless. - Lorrie Moore

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

The rain of Madre de Dios is similar to that of the Amazon, but there is a petrifying aspect to it, as if it seeks to wound rather than to nurture. - Tahir Shah


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