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Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors. - Bette Midler

It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew. - Henry Rollins

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now. - Mort Sahl

Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser. - Donald Trump

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

Show me anyone who's lived to over seventy, and you show me a fighter - someone who's got the will to live. - Agatha Christie

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

When someone tells me "no," it doesn't mean I can't do it, it simply means I can't do it with them. - Karen E. Quinones Miller

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. - Elbert Hubbard

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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