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Someone Cares

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Admit your errors before someone else exaggerates them. - Unknown

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

It's sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew. - Henry Rollins

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

I'd like people to think of me as someone who cares about them. - Diana, Princess of Wales

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Never allow someone to be your priority while you're just their option. - Unknown

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something but to be someone. - Gabrielle Coco Chanel

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you don't need something, rather than hold onto it, give it to someone who does. - Joe Segal

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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