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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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