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Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

C is for cookie, and cookie is for me. - Cookie Monster

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

A man is never so on trial as in the moment of excessive good fortune. - Lew Wallace

Only send out into the world that which you hope to receive in return. - Peter Legge

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals. - Jim Rohn

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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