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Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

Hope - is not a feeling; it is something you do. - Katherine Paterson

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

To strive with difficulties, and to conquer them, is the highest human felicity. - Samuel Johnson

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody. - Herbert Bayard Swope

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals. - Jim Rohn

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Expect to make some mistakes when you try new and different approaches. Sometimes colossal failures lead to spectacular successes. - Harvey Mackay

Failure is blindness to the strategic element in events; success is readiness for instant action when the opportune moment arrives. - Newell D. Hillis

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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