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Hope costs nothing. - Colette

Success is dependent on effort. - Sophocles

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Success is due less to ability than to zeal. - Charles Buxton

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Only send out into the world that which you hope to receive in return. - Peter Legge

The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. - Nancy Astor

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. - Vince Lombardi

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

I hope that one or two immortal lyrics will come out of all this tumbling around. - Louise Bogan

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Success comes from knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

There is no scientific answer for success. You can't define it. You've simply got to live it and do it. - Anita Roddick

There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. - George M. Adams

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true, there would be little hope of advance. - Orville Wright

Many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung


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