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SkeleBike

Taking the skeleton out of the closet

SkeleBike thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

There's a lot of skeletons in my closet, but I know what they're wearing. I'm not gonna act all ashamed of it. - Naomi Watts

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli


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