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LeRoy uses a secret code to access his bank account

Six Hunnit thanks to Jerry VanHorne

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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

No one can earn a million dollars honestly. - William Jennings Bryan

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Saudi Arabia makes a billion dollars a day, okay? They make a billion dollars a day. - Donald Trump

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Richard Nixon was just offered two million dollars by Schick to do a commercial - for Gillette. - Gerald Ford

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner


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