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LeRoy uses a secret code to access his bank account

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Virtue was never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

No one can earn a million dollars honestly. - William Jennings Bryan

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Richard Nixon was just offered two million dollars by Schick to do a commercial - for Gillette. - Gerald Ford

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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