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Music is the only truly international language

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Happiness is a habit - cultivate it. - Elbert Hubbard

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Those who wish to sing, always find a song. - Swedish Proverb

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

Way past Happy Hour. Working on Happy Weekend. - Jim Farley

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

No one can whistle a symphony. It takes an orchestra to play it. - H.E. Luccock

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have. - Zig Ziglar

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. - Hugh Downs

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Happiness is as a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but which if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. - Nathaniel Hawthorne


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