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Nothing ages like happiness. - Oscar Wilde

Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

I'm Liberace without a piano. - Paul Lynde

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

I've learned my song, and I sing it. - Bob Barker

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

The City of Happiness is found in the State of Mind. - Unknown

To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others. - Albert Camus

Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response. - Mildred Barthel

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be. - Abraham Lincoln

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

The only true happiness comes from squandering ourselves for a purpose. - Unknown

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping. - Dale Carnegie

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

May you be filled with loving kindness. May you be well. May you be peaceful and at ease. May you be happy. - Unknown

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler


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