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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Happiness depends upon ourselves. - Aristotle

No one is happy all his life long. - Euripides

Happiness, at my age, is breathing. - Joan Rivers

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

The only thing better than singing is more singing. - Ella Fitzgerald

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

As Doris Day used to sing "Que Seroo Seroo." - Archie Bunker

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

The symphony must be like the world. It must embrace everything. - Gustav Mahler

The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved. - Victor Hugo

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Happiness is not something readymade. It comes from your own actions. - Dalai Lama

Seek to do good, and you will find that happiness will run after you. - Unknown

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do. - Freya Stark

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

There is only one way to happiness, and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will. - Epictetus

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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