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Selfie Skills - Master Level

Reaching beyond for a picture before

Selfie Skills - Master Level thanks to Kyla Harris

High Twos all around!

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Believe in your #Selfie - Unknown

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Play always as if in the presence of a master. - Robert Schumann

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

It is in self-limitation that a master first shows himself. - Johan Wolfgang von Goethe

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Persistence is the master virtue. Without it, there is no other. - Unknown

You don't put skill on like a coat - you build it day by day. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. - Charles de Gaulle

On average it takes 10,000 hours of practice to truly master a skill. - Malcolm Gladwell

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Your mind is your instrument. Learn to be its master and not its slave. - Unknown

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Getting results through people is a skill that cannot be learned in the classroom. - J Paul Getty

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Master Kenobi, you disappoint me. Yoda holds you in such high esteem. Surely you can do better! - Count Dooku

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves, and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist is our helper. - Edmund Burke

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

A slave has but one master; an ambitious man has as many masters as there are people who may be useful in bettering his position. - Jean de La Bruyere

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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