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Selfie Shoes

Fashion footwear for smiling relationships

Selfie Shoes thanks to Chandra Weyling

Social media for high heel friends

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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