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Segway in Rural Norway

Farm Glide with Segway

Segway in Rural Norway thanks to Keith Blake

The Segway PT is a two-wheeled, self-balancing, battery-powered electric vehicle invented by Dean Kamen

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The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

Ultimately, inventing is not a committee activity. - Dean Kamen

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

Inventing is seeing the same problem that everyone around the world is seeing, but looking at it differently. - Dean Kamen

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

I enjoy my John Deere tractor quite a lot. It's a tool that I must use to keep Mother Nature at bay. I have all kinds of things encroaching on my property. - Les Claypool

When we went into World War II, I was a tractor driver then. I drove tractors on the plantation. So when they start calling people my age, 18, up, I was one they called. - B.B. King

The Norway lobster is known by a variety of different names: cigala in Spain, langoustine in France, Dublin Bay Prawn in Ireland. And in Italy, as well as the U.K., scampi. - Tom P. Bowles

If I hadn't become a golfer, I doubt I'd be wealthy, because I don't have the sort of ego that drives a person all day long. I might have wound up driving a tractor. - Fuzzy Zoeller

Change does not roll in on the wheels of inevitability, but comes through continuous struggle. And so we must straighten our backs... A man can't ride you unless your back is bent. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. - Dwight D Eisenhower


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