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Segregation Is A Two-Way Street

1950's segregation at the Memphis Zoo

Segregation Is A Two-Way Street thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Blacks were segregated from whites in the U.S. between 1849 and 1950, by law and private action in public accommodation, transportation, armed forces, and recreational facilities

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Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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