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Seeless Watermelon

Imaginary fruitless sale in grocery produce section

Seeless Watermelon thanks to Wayne Nowazek

They also sell transparent Seeless Grapes

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Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

German headshrinker named Sigmund Fruit - Archie Bunker

To see things in the seed, that is genius. - Lao-Tzu

Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Don't let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon. - Unknown

Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. - Napoleon Hill

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. - Rodney Dangerfield

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Self-respect is the fruit of discipline; the sense of dignity grows with the ability to say no to oneself. - Abraham J. Heschel

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke


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