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Where there's a Will there's a way

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Success is not forever, and failure's not fatal. - Don Shula

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

Don't accept success or failure - neither need be permanent. - Bernie Legge

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success. - Will Smith

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

Success comes from knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Success is not to be measured by the position someone has reached in life, but the obstacles he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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