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Hope costs nothing. - Colette

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. - Zig Ziglar

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. - Napoleon Hill

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

Only send out into the world that which you hope to receive in return. - Peter Legge

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

Be humble enough to admit you're not perfect, but determined enough to strive to be perfect. - Unknown

The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else. - John Madden

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. - Joe Paterno

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody. - Herbert Bayard Swope

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

Overnight success just doesn't happen. You've got to put your time in. You're up and down - all of a sudden, it just clicks. - Anthony Calvillo

The important thing is to strive towards a goal which is not immediately visible. That goal is not the concern of the mind, but of the spirit. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay


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