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A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Impatience never commanded success. - Edwin H. Chapin

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. - George S Patton

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

The world worries about disability more than disabled people do. - Warwick Davis

I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse. - Florence Nightingale

Don't accept success or failure - neither need be permanent. - Bernie Legge

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Only send out into the world that which you hope to receive in return. - Peter Legge

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

To strive with difficulties, and to conquer them, is the highest human felicity. - Samuel Johnson

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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