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Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

You have achieved success if you have lived well, laughed often and loved much. - Unknown

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. - Josh Billings

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. - Joe Paterno

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals. - Jim Rohn

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

The important thing is to strive towards a goal which is not immediately visible. That goal is not the concern of the mind, but of the spirit. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry


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