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Sea Through Dress

Fashion-wave clothing at the beach

Sea Through Dress thanks to Lorraine Ovenel

Blending in perfectly with the background scenery

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I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

We shape our buildings. Thereafter they shape us. - Winston Churchill

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Who is staring at the sea is already sailing a little. - Paul Carvel

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

The truth isn't always beauty, but the hunger for it is. - Nadine Gordimer

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage. - Charlie Chaplin

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

There is nothing that makes its way more directly into the soul than beauty. - Joseph Addison

Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon. - E.M. Forster

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

All is pattern, all life, but we can't always see the pattern when we're part of it. - Belva Plain

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind


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