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Sea Through Dress

Fashion-wave clothing at the beach

Sea Through Dress thanks to Lorraine Ovenel

Blending in perfectly with the background scenery

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A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

We shape our buildings. Thereafter they shape us. - Winston Churchill

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

I just want to get back to the shape I'm in now. - Jamie Baulch

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon. - E.M. Forster

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind


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