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Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Belief creates the actual fact. - William James

A belief is not true because it is useful. - Henri Frederic Amiel

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Drugs are not always necessary. Belief in recovery always is. - Norman Cousins

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Unknown

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

You can have anything you want if you give up the belief you can't have it. - Robert Anthony

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

One person with a belief is equal to a force of ninety-nine who have only interests. - John Stuart Mill

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

A belief is not merely an idea the mind possesses, it is an idea that possesses the mind. - Robert Oxton Bolt

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

The thing always happens that you really believe in; and the belief in a thing makes it happen. - Frank Loyd Wright

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact. - William James

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Your belief determines your action and your action determines your results, but first you have to believe. - Unknown

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. - Bertrand Russell

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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