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Same Mistake Twice

By mistake or by choice?

Same Mistake Twice thanks to Wayne Nowazek

“The Road Not Taken” - Robert Frost (1874–1963)

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.


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You're my favorite mistake. - Sheryl Crow

Never mistake motion for action. - Ernest Hemingway

Mistakes are the portals of discovery. - James Joyce

Never mistake activity for achievement. - John Wooden

Life is not life unless you make mistakes. - Joan Collins

Don't mistake activity with achievement. - John Wooden

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

He who never made a mistake never made a discovery. - Samuel Smiles

May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears. - Nelson Mandela

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. - Woody Allen

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A man can't be to careful in his choice of enemies. - Oscar Wilde

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown

Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response. - Mildred Barthel

Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. - Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

A power greater than any human being helped make this decision. - Herbert J Stiefel

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

Somehow we learn who we really are and then live with that decision. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If you're not making mistakes, you're not trying hard enough. - Vince Lombardi

I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes. - Jimi Hendrix

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

The man who never makes a mistake always takes orders from one who does. - Unknown

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. - Tallulah Bankhead

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. Boredom is a choice. - Wayne W. Dyer

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. - Mahatma Gandhi

It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something. - Ornette Coleman

Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but to see quickly how to make them good. - Bertolt Brecht

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - E Hubbard

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

People tend to mistake Groundhog Day. It's not important. It's just important fun. - Mike Johnston

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. - Cullen Hightower

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle

If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake. - Unknown

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. - Unknown

It is not easy, but you have to be willing to make mistakes. And the earlier you make those mistakes, the better. - Jane Cahill Pfeiffer

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley

You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world... but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices. - John Green

Always go with the choice that scares you the most, because that's the one that is going to require the most from you. - Caroline Myss

When you realize you've made a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. - Unknown

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

My great mistake, the fault for which I can't forgive myself, is that one day I ceased my obstinate pursuit of my own individuality. - Oscar Wilde

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump

We are given one life, and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live. - Omar Nelson Bradley

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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