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Teeth are always in style. - Unknown

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Truth has rough flavors if we bite it through. - George Eliot

Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

The largest room available to athletes is room for improvement. - Unknown

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

The trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it. - Croft M. Pentz

We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it. - Will Rogers

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

The greatest athletes are those who discover that what they should be doing and what they are doing are the same thing. - Unknown

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar


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