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Road To Success thanks to Keith Blake

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Success is in the details. - Zig Ziglar

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen

Success is due less to ability than to zeal. - Charles Buxton

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Don't accept success or failure - neither need be permanent. - Bernie Legge

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Only send out into the world that which you hope to receive in return. - Peter Legge

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

I hope that one or two immortal lyrics will come out of all this tumbling around. - Louise Bogan

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Success comes from knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Doing the thing nearly right and doing it exactly right is usually the difference between success and failure. - Edward Simmons

Success has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for others. - Danny Thomas

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody. - Herbert Bayard Swope

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison


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