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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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