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Reflection

NASA set the over–under to 2.0 on this moon shot

Reflection thanks to Wayne Nowazek

An over–under bet is a wager in which a sportsbook will predict a number for a statistic in a given game (usually a combined score), and bettors wager that the actual number in the game will be either higher or lower than that number.

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Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale


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