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Reading between the lines

Read Your Book Case thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Well, all I know is what I read in the papers. - Will Rogers

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

Every man is a volume if you know how to read him. - William Ellery Channing

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of. - Burt Bacharach

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon

There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope. - Oscar Wilde

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich


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