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Rainbow Road

How to turn drab into rad

Rainbow Road thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Just takes a little bit of paint to brighten up a dull road

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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Dolly Parton

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have. - Andy Warhol

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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