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Rainbow Road

How to turn drab into rad

Rainbow Road thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Just takes a little bit of paint to brighten up a dull road

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Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Nature provides exceptions to every rule. - Margaret Fuller

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

The power which resides in him is new in nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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