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Pure logic is the ruin of the spirit. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. - St. Augustine

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone. - Henry Smith

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple. - Oscar Wilde

Kindness is like sugar, It makes life taste a little sweeter. - Unknown

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

Everything can have drama if it's done right. Even a pancake. - Julia Child

If the client moans and sighs,
Make his logo twice the size. - John Trench

Proof is an idol before whom the pure mathematician tortures himself. - Sir Arthur Eddington

Anyone who tells a lie has not a pure heart, and cannot make a good soup. - Ludwig van Beethoven

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot. - George Bernard Shaw

Man may be the captain of his fate, but is also the victim of his blood sugar. - Wilfrid G. Oakley

Diabetes is all about insulin levels and sugar levels and what you put in your body. - Jay Cutler

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

I'm not from a maple producing area and so my maple syrup credentials are very much of the eating side. - Nancy Greeme

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Cacao has great nutritional value, a lot of protein, which strengthens a person, and without sugar it is not fattening. - Samael Aun Weor

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia


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