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Praying WoMantis

How a mantid blends in with its North Carolina background

Praying WoMantis thanks to Ella West

Q: What garden insect prays and preys on its own mate?
A: A Praying WoMantis

The praying mantis is named for its prominent front legs, which are bent and held together at an angle that suggests the position of prayer. The European mantis (Mantis religiosa) was made the state insect of Connecticut in 1977.

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Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

In summer the empire of insects spreads. - Adam Zagajewski

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

I've become a much more serious young insect. - Andrew Denton

If we act like prey, they’ll act like predators. - Alyxandra Harvey

A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect. - Karl Pilkington

What would be left of our tragedies if an insect were to present us his? - Emile M. Cioran

No living thing is ugly in this world. Even a tarantula considers itself beautiful. - Munia Khan

Not enough people know what Lyme disease is and the dangers of being bitten by an insect. - Gigi Hadid

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. - Peter De Vries

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise


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