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Poopception

The art of Bird Dropping

Poopception thanks to Mitchell Morton

Poopology - Identifying bird health problems through bird droppings

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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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