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Pool Cleaner

Bubba introduces his submersible pool cleaning SUV

Pool Cleaner thanks to Mike King

How not to clean a swimming pool

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A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? - George Carlin

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

They who dive in the sea of affliction, bring up rare pearls. - Charles H. Spurgeon

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you don't become the ocean you'll be seasick every day. - Leonard Cohen

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald

Let me be an ocean and let me kiss you as many times as the ocean kisses the shore. - Debasish Mridha

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops? - David Mitchell

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen. - Steven Wright

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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