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These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls

Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. - Nicholas Johnson

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton


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