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Time is the wisest counselor. - Pericles

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

I don't need time. What I need is a deadline. - Duke Ellington

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. - Groucho Marx

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. - Groucho Marx

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

Each time we don't say what we want to say, we're dying. - Yoko Ono

I used to have an hourglass figure, then the sands of time shifted. - Unknown

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

It's a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock. - David Coleman

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time. - Betty Smith

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real! - Fidel Castro

Life is now. There was never a time when your life was not now, nor will there ever be. - Eckhart Tolle

Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan. Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time. A long time. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. - George Burns

I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right. - Albert Einstein

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. - Joan Kerr

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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