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There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth. - Wilfred Grenfell

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Leadership is all about influence and everything rises and falls on leadership... everything. - John C Maxwell

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - General Colin Powell

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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