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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others. - Mahatma Gandhi

There is only one certainty in business: You can't succeed if you quit. - Darren Hardy

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Smartphones are reinventing the connection between companies and their customers. - Rich Miner

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

It's very easy for trusted companies to mislead naive customers, and life insurance companies are trusted. - Daniel Kahneman

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

Psychiatrists say it's not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing. - Harold Smith

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie


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