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The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service. - Rodney Dangerfield

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

People will buy anything that's one to a customer. - Unknown

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Leadership is all about influence and everything rises and falls on leadership... everything. - John C Maxwell

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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