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Lies tarnish the soul. - Unknown

Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

The patient always lies on the couch. - Unknown

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

The virtue lies in the struggle, not in the prize. - Richard Monckton Milnes

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

A lie which is half truth is ever the blackest of lies. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Beauty in things lies in the mind which contemplates them. - David Hume

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn

Real generosity toward the future lies in giving all to the present. - Unknown

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown

Real generosity towards the future lies in giving all to the present. - Albert Camus

Truth lies within a little and certain compass, but error is immense. - Henry St. John

There are three kinds of falsehoods, lies, damned lies and statistics. - Arthur James Balfour

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. - Ann Landers

The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value. - Charles Dudley Warner

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

What lies behind you and what lies before you pales in comparison to what lies within you. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him that makes it. - William Shakespeare

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. - Adlai Stevenson

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world... as in being able to remake ourselves. - Mahatma Gandhi

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

The mind that lies fallow but a single day, sprouts up in follies that are only to be killed by a constant and assiduous culture. - Joseph Addison

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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