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Lies tarnish the soul. - Unknown

Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Most of our future lies ahead. - Denny Crum

True genius lies in simplicity. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

History is a set of lies agreed upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

You cannot weave truth on a loom of lies. - Suzette Haden Elgin

There are lies, damned lies, and statistics. - Mark Twain

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true. - Yogi Berra

The virtue lies in the struggle, not in the prize. - Richard Monckton Milnes

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown

There are three kinds of falsehoods, lies, damned lies and statistics. - Arthur James Balfour

Here lies a man named Zeke,
Second fastest draw in Cripple Creek. - Unknown

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

Truth may be stranger than fiction, goes the old saw, but it is never as strange as lies. - John Hodgman

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. - Henry David Thoreau

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him that makes it. - William Shakespeare

Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just once more. - time

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world... as in being able to remake ourselves. - Mahatma Gandhi

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

The mind that lies fallow but a single day, sprouts up in follies that are only to be killed by a constant and assiduous culture. - Joseph Addison

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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