#1 humor site on the 'net

Pay Your Taxes

What if the Federal Income Tax is illegal?

Pay Your Taxes thanks to Wayne Nowazek

April 15 is Tax Day

Don't evade taxes - the government hates competition
Avoid penalties from Tax Fraud and Tax Evasion
Expensive lawyers clarify Tax Avoidance vs. Tax Evasion

What if the Federal Income Tax is illegal?
Read 'The Patriot Threat' by Steve Berry

QuotaBills
Read my lips: no new taxes. - George Bush

Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

The current tax code is a daily mugging. - Ronald Reagan

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes. - Leona Helmsley

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes. - Albert Einstein

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged. - Roger Jones

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

I wouldn't mind paying taxes if I knew they were going to a friendly country. - Dick Gregory

There's nothing like a two-hour tax appointment to make you question your career. - Shawn Hitchins

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill


Boatload Interception

Canadian Kiss

Eiffel Tower Crane

Alice In Hulaland

Museum Charge

ManHole

Unstable Ladder

Aussie Hot Tub

Vinyl Siding

Rethink Your Drink

Brewery Motorcycle

Pothole Lifeguard

How Russians Play Chess

French Army Knife

Just Lettuce Know

First Shipment

Stretch Jeep

Sea Of Life

Jet Nozzles

How To Fix Any Computer

House Rules

Science Fiction Recipes

How Mad Is She?

Fool Proof Lighting